Funny / Awesome Stuff / Youtube Vids Thread

[Kirk]

[086gf]

Don't know if I posted this already or not.

http://kayned.com/ahhhohhh.mp3

[GRUNT]

Don't know if I posted this already or not.

http://kayned.com/ahhhohhh.mp3

LOL! and rofl, the event happend on my birthday XD

[Villain]

Vent Harassment was always good, or.. Most of it anyway.

[Kirk]

No way is that real. Aeries, DJ, confirmation?

[Villain]

Possibly offensive and/or will get moderated but it's still funny and trek related.

[086gf]

I'll take your WFFY and raise you an IHIWAITB.

[limey BSc.]

I'll take your WFFY and raise you an IHIWAITB.

Overused :roll:

[Senator]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7lni3_mario-kart-remi-gaillard_fun

[laguardia528]

Possibly offensive and/or will get moderated but it's still funny and trek related.

lmfao

[Aeries]

No way is that real. Aeries, DJ, confirmation?

I've never seen it but it totally should be our new $50 bill. xD

[Judge King]

[1DeadlySAMURAI]

Nasa VS Russia!
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300?C.

The Russians used a pencil.

[limey BSc.]

Last night's Top Gear. Someone wrote in complaining that they never do proper road tests anymore, and this was Clarksons answer!

There was some other stuff before it, but it wasn't as good!

[JimmyB76]

But I Try To Do It Before They Expire

"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir.  I talk to families who die."

- Dubya, Washington D.C., December 7, 2006


_{44 Days Left!}

[eclipse74569]

In case gas prices tend to go up in the near future, here are a couple of tips from the guys at Red Vs. Blue to help you ease your petrolium troubles

[Judge King]

For those of you who watch Naruto, you'll love this.

[eclipse74569]

For those of you who watch Naruto, you'll love this.

They ate me....a f!@#ing shark ate me!!!

[Captain_April]

The only joke where someone leaves a bar:

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk isscreaming:
'What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"
so, the man replies:
''I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles!"
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...
'You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop bucket!'

 :hurr


And of course, how could I forget the Darwin Awards, given to those who succumb to the pressure of natural selection, helping us evolve toward a state of perfection by improving the gene pool:

Here is the glorious winner:
1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victimduring a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
And now, the honorable mentions (they didn't win because they didn't die ):
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.
3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence,the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter,and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home nearspilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family... unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long-lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.
*** Remember... They walk among us!!!

EDITED by popular demand for reading ease.

[limey BSc.]

Would it have hurt to at least attempt to sort out the missing spaces? It makes it very hard to read!